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The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Solar Powered home w/ Boat parking & EV Charger

Minutes from the most popular tourist & fishing destinations. This spacious 1250 sqft. Solar-powered home has a king bed in master, corner office, fully stocked kitchen with spices, air fryer & so much more! Outlet for EV/Tesla Car Charger or RV. Centrally Located & only minutes from the Boat Marina's, Astoria, Seaside & Beach! Large back deck with BBQ & a firepit. Inside has local coffee, a fireplace & charming local decor by local artists. Park your fishing boat or RV in 50ft driveway.

The River House, Vintage Cape Cod on the Columbia.

Come hang out at the River House.   The property has a  private feel and is on the Great Columbia River.  In Back of home is the Warrenton river walk . PET free- due to the co-occupant has pet allergies or other health issues exacerbated by pets. The house is a 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom plus a large living room that has two sitting area for tv and one for the views.   There are two outside sitting area  that have views of Astoria and Washington maritime activities.    I have posted a map of a small

The Sweetheart Cottage, Dreamy Stay Steps to Beach

Explore Seaside from our charming cottage, situated at the northern end of the iconic Seaside Promenade. This prime location offers you a tranquil retreat just steps from a quiet stretch of beach. A short stroll down the Promenade leads you to the heart of town, where you can enjoy a variety of restaurants and enjoy local attractions. Ideal for families and couples alike, the cottage boasts stylish, cozy interiors, comfortable beds with luxurious Brooklinen sheets, and an inviting fireplace.

520 Suite at Stevens, Spacious 3rd Fl Private Ste

Spacious upper level suite perfect for two adults. Oversized bedroom with queen bed plus a bonus double bed. Comfy living room to enjoy morning coffee. The suite has its own entrance and is completely private including bathroom and it is on the third floor (with NO elevator). The house is in the National Historical Registry 1905 - 2nd in command officers quarters. Explore Fort Stevens on the Columbia River & Pacific Ocean - within minutes. Astoria, Seaside, Cannon Beach are nearby.

Hammond House

"Warrenton Adjacent" in Historic Fort Stevens, Hammond House boasts 100 DVD's, Dozens of Classic LP's & 500 CD's (Incl Directories to make hunt for Perfect Vibes Easy) Labeled Cabinets are loaded with All the Comforts of Home & Automatic Back-up Generator ensures your respite will never be disturbed by power outages. Comfy King Beds, Wildlife Wandering by, Ocean Waves just past the tree line, An Occasional Distant Foghorn & A Hammock on the front porch are sure to Help Visitors Unwind

Historic Fort Steven’s Officers Quarters

This Historic Fort Stevens officer’s quarters, built in 1905, is bursting with character, from the charming front porch and original fir floors to the ornate tin ceilings and crystal chandeliers. A quick drive, or short bike ride on trails, will take you into Fort Stevens State Park, a 3,700 acre park with miles of ocean and river beaches, scenic hiking and biking trails, and a beautiful lake. The house is a two hour drive from Portland and a little over three hours from Seattle.

540 Suite at Stevens - Historic third floor suite

Not your typical suite. Historic. Private. This National Historical Registry 1905 Ft. Stevens second-in-command officers duplex suite is a completely private third floor walkup (old servants quarters- meaning it has no elevator). So much to do and see: children's playground in the front quad, walking, hiking, biking, explore Ft. Stevens, Hammond marina, jaunts to Astoria, Seaside, as well as everything else the area has to offer. And did we say, wildlife is abundant!

Coastal Loft

A large loft room located in a quiet peaceful neighborhood. Minutes to drive to countless leisure activities, with beaches, lakes, trails, golf courses and historic sites nearby. Minutes to Fort Steven's State Park or Fort Clatsop National Park. Centrally located between Seaside and Astoria. We are committed to making your stay with us comfortable and welcome the opportunity to help that happen. Private parking on site. Boat/trailer parking available.

CLOUD 254-Astoria Downtown Guest Suite

CLOUD 254 - an industrial, eclectic style suite decorated with commercial fishing history from the local area, multi rooms, private suite all to yourself, located in the heart of DOWNTOWN ASTORIA - street level...Great for a getaway, to celebrate a special occasion, and for a great stay-cation or work-cation... ULTRA internet package with 600x35...5g wifi ... cozy fireplace... walking distance to EVERYTHING Astoria has to offer.

Captain's View Guest House

Captain’s View guesthouse offers comfort and coastal charm with a cozy bedroom, modern bathroom, open living area, and well-equipped kitchen. Enjoy river views from a private deck, relax by the fireplace, or explore nearby Astoria’s shops, museums, and restaurants. Ideal for romantic getaways, solo retreats, or work escapes, it balances seclusion with convenience for a memorable stay.

Gearhart Getaway: Hot Tub + Walk to the Beach

Escape to Gearhart Getaway, a serene retreat in the gated Surf Pines community, just a 10-minute walk from the Oregon coast. Perfect for families, this home on 1.5 private acres features a hot tub, fire pit, and gourmet kitchen. Enjoy easy day trips to Cannon Beach and Astoria. Comfortably accommodates large groups with a king suite, two queen rooms, and a bunk room.