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The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Luxurious European Chalet with Riverview/ Forest

Welcome to your most memorable Airbnb! This one-of-a-kind handcrafted luxury cabin, built by a husband-and-wife designer team, is nestled in the serene woods of Clatskanie. Spanning 800 sq ft, it offers inspiration, relaxation, and unforgettable memories. Featured in several publications, the cabin boasts a clawfoot tub overlooking the forest and Columbia River, brand new appliances for home-cooked meals, a Traeger grill, a comfy King beds, a rustic large deck, and a bathroom with heated floors.

Creekside Astro-Dome w/ Hiking Trails and Forest!

Experience a unique forest getaway in this Astro-themed geodesic dome! Private hiking/mountain biking trails run throughout the 9+ acre property to a year-round creek. Skygaze through the telescope or stay in and watch your favorite shows from underneath the fiber optic star ceiling. A spiral staircase leads to the king bed underneath a large skylight window. Less than 15 minutes from stores and restaurants yet far enough from light pollution to enjoy starry nights while you drift off to sleep.

Puget Island waterfront Bohemian River Cottage

Bohemian River Cottage is a cozy comfortable cottage sitting on the beautiful Columbia river. Located 90 minutes outside the Portland/Vancouver area make it perfect for a weekend getaway or a special weeks vacation. Whether you are looking for outdoor adventures, or relaxing in the hammock listening to the birds, the river is the perfect location to get away from the outside world. Puget island is a farming community in the middle of the river, with outdoor adventures from your door steps.

The Hidden House Bungalow Bed & Breakfast

The Bungalow is 10 min to I-5, 12 to Castle Rock one way, Longview the other. Just over 1 hr to the coast, Mt St Helens, Mt Hood & Portland. Luxury comforts: Wifi Smart TV Coffee + Full breakfast + snacks Main floor living (second bedroom upstairs) Comfy beds Roomy Board Games PS4 ‘A’ class DVD’s Books W/D Wood stove A/C PRIVACY! Once a cabin get-a-way, now it boasts unique updates. Watch deer walk by, and the hens in the atrium. The Bungalow is enchanting to say the least. Read Reviews!

Columbia River Eagle’s Nest Guest House

Sitting at 1500 feet above the valley is perched a quiet, and peaceful sanctuary. Epic view of the Columbia River Valley with Mount Hood and the City of Portland in the background. Venture to visit downtown Kalama, the river beach, shopping, food. Near by Mount St Helens area is right behind you. 45 minutes from Vancouver and Portland areas. This private apartment is completely separated from the owners house. Enjoy mountain living with still being close to I-5 corridor for recreation.

Paradise Oasis Near Lake *Full Body Massage Chair*

Bright, peaceful 2-bed 2nd floor retreat. Just 2 blocks from The Beautiful Lake Sacajawea with year around walking trails. Relax after a long day in the full body massage chair. Ideal for couples, friends or solo travelers. We are often complimented on our cleanliness & comfortable beds. This property does NOT allow pets or smoking anywhere on the property IN or OUT Ask 1st if wanting to book for someone else. This is a private upstairs unit in a home with its own parking and entrance

Idyll Ridge - An Unplugged Retreat

Unplug by design at Idyll Ridge, a handcrafted off-grid sanctuary on 9 private acres. Experience total serenity with full-lite glass walls, a massive wood-fired hot tub, and private forest trails. We’ve traded Wi-Fi for absolute peace, but kept the luxury: a chef’s kitchen, a loft with a two-person soaking tub, and a backup generator for total reliability. Whether you’re hiking nearby Saddle Mountain or watching the sunset from the tub, this is the ultimate 2-night forest reset.

Batwater Station Houseboat on the Columbia River

Columbia river waterfront floating home affords Birdseye (osprey, eagles & more!) views of this river and riparian wonderland. Whether you're fishing, relaxing, creating or bird and wildlife watching, this 1,400SF houseboat is the perfect space to decompress. While your cozy inside, the expansive windows brings the outdoors in. Fast internet, streaming tv or Apple music, will keep you connected to the outside world, but why not escape. View pictures to feel Batwater's Heart.

"Fairview" of the Columbia River!

3 bedroom home on 2.5 acres overlooking the lower Columbia River. Main floor includes master suite with 2 queen beds, 2nd bedroom with 1 queen bed. Downstairs daylight basement includes 1 queen, 2 twins. All rooms have a view of the Columbia River! We are 9 miles off Hwy 4 in Wahkiakum county. Definitely out in the country! Guests often enjoy seeing deer and bald eagles flying by. The last couple of miles are pretty winding, but the view at the end is worth it!

Vacation Apt. Walk to River and Vista Park.

Our 322 sq ft. vacation rental apartment is next door to, but separate from our two room Twin Gables Inn on Skamokawa Creek. Best for two, but sleeps four in a pinch (Wall bed in living room). The apartment does not face the creek, but it is 30 feet from the back door to the water's edge. 5 steps up to the apartment. Breakfast available at inn. Small dog with prior permission only. Dog-friendly park, wildlife refuge and Fairgrounds nearby.

Fun Lofted Waterfront Home w/ Sauna, Firepit & BBQ

Experience the magic of tiny living in our most popular accommodation at the Retreat! Spend your days hiking Beaver Falls, relaxing in the sauna, or lounging on the spacious deck. Inside, cozy loft bedrooms invite you to nap or dive into a book from our unique library. With two lofted beds, a hot shower, plenty of dining space, and a fully stocked kitchen, this stylish space has it all. Pure relaxation and comfort await in the heart of nature.