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The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Creekside Astro-Dome w/ Hiking Trails and Forest!

Experience a unique forest getaway in this Astro-themed geodesic dome! Private hiking/mountain biking trails run throughout the 9+ acre property to a year-round creek. Skygaze through the telescope or stay in and watch your favorite shows from underneath the fiber optic star ceiling. A spiral staircase leads to the king bed underneath a large skylight window. Less than 15 minutes from stores and restaurants yet far enough from light pollution to enjoy starry nights while you drift off to sleep.

Wild West Saloon w/Hot Tub, Arcades, Firepit &More

Just 3 miles from I-5! This historic building was built in 1905 & served as the towns Confectionary and later a grocery store. We spent 2023 transforming it into a little slice of the Wild West (with a twist) full of antiques, & fun decor to make you feel like you’ve traveled back in time but with all the modern day comforts. Pull up a stool in the Saloon, or gather ‘round the poker table & enjoy music from a 1900’s player piano. We also have a fun arcade room, a jail for fun photo ops & more!

Peaceful lakefront couples getaway with hot tub

Relax at this peaceful oasis on Lake St. Clair in Olympia, Washington. Guests will enjoy a private entrance to their studio, with a gorgeous view of the lake. Private hot tub & porch, along with shared access to the dock for sun bathing, or swimming. Kayaks and paddle boards available upon request. Prepare a tasty meal in the fully equipped kitchen. Cozy up by the indoor fireplace, or soak in the luxurious hot tub. Enjoy your own little slice of paradise. Just a short drive from I-5 and JBLM.

Enchanted Hollow- Romantic, Woods, Hot tub, Sauna

A secluded forest retreat designed for romance, relaxation, and outdoor adventure. Soak under the stars in the hot tub, unwind in the cedar sauna, gather by glowing fire features, or follow the short trail down to your private creek for seasonal fishing. Conveniently located between Seattle, Portland, Mt. Rainier, and Mt. St. Helens. Enjoy magical lit outdoor spaces, an outdoor culinary bar with premium grill & pizza oven, peaceful gardens, meditation spot, and unforgettable nights in nature.

The Hidden House Bungalow Bed & Breakfast

The Bungalow is 10 min to I-5, 12 to Castle Rock one way, Longview the other. Just over 1 hr to the coast, Mt St Helens, Mt Hood & Portland. Luxury comforts: Wifi Smart TV Coffee + Full breakfast + snacks Main floor living (second bedroom upstairs) Comfy beds Roomy Board Games PS4 ‘A’ class DVD’s Books W/D Wood stove A/C PRIVACY! Once a cabin get-a-way, now it boasts unique updates. Watch deer walk by, and the hens in the atrium. The Bungalow is enchanting to say the least. Read Reviews!

Cozy, Cute, Entire Guesthouse near Vader, WA.

Welcome to our quiet, secluded guesthouse in Winlock WA. You'll love our natural setting forest and wildlife. We are conveniently located 3.8 miles off I-5 between Portland & Seattle. Activities would be hiking, day trips to Mt. Rainer, Mt. St. Helen, Lewis and Clark National Forest, and many other natural areas. Factory outlet stores in Centralia. Home includes 1 queen bed, bedroom, kitchen, dining room, living room and bathroom with 2 entrances. Private gravel driveway. Handicap accessible.

Beachfront Columbia River Retreat

New owners, same great getaway. Former Superhosts Bill & Krista earned 4.9★ over 5+ years, and we’re looking forward to upholding the standard they set. Relax and soak in the views at this Columbia Riverfront getaway! The Chinook house is a renovated 100-year-old home tucked among the trees, with views of passing marine traffic, and it shares beach access with the neighboring Coho cabin. We can’t wait to welcome you to our favorite beach escape. Perfect for couples, great for a small family.

20 acre retreat across from brewery

Escape to a peaceful retreat on 20 acres with 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths plus an office - room for everyone! Enjoy views in all directions from the huge deck with large outdoor dining table and charcoal grill. On clear nights, enjoy spotting the Milky Way or be amazed by bright moon and stars. Open the windows to hear the chorus of frogs in the creek, just a short stroll through the field away. Large fenced yard will keep dogs and kids out of the creek, yet still have plenty of room to run.

Cottage in the Gardens

This place is truly a special experience. Just check out all our reviews. Many love to connect with the friendly farm animals. The BNB is very comfortable & private. The exceptional Gardens give the impression we are miles away from the city, but all services are within 2 miles. Just a mile off the freeway, its easy access to the salt water, walking paths & parks, restaurants, museums, stores. Only a couple hours(or less) to Rainier & Olympic National parks, the ocean, zoo, wildlife parks.

Coastal Comfort Home Waterfront View of the Bay!

Enjoy the peace and quiet comfort of this waterfront home. Enjoy our complimentary tea or coffee looking out at Willapa Bay. French doors will take you out to a large deck to sit and enjoy the water view. Watch the birds and take in a sunset. Perhaps, a good book or listen to some music on the record player. With a freshly remodeled, well stocked kitchen, you will have all you need to prepare a home cooked meal, or head 1 minute away to Famous Tokeland Hotel for great food!

Wild Hearts Cottage-Forest Retreat

Located only 13 miles from Olympia WA this cottage combines artistic finishes and the rustic charm of its forest surroundings. Inside, there is a one-of-a-kind log staircase to your queen loft bed or enjoy the premium sleeper downstairs. There is a fully equipped kitchen including a wine fridge. The bathroom includes a unique LED lighted rain shower and don’t forget to take a dip in the outdoor tub. This is a true piece of paradise just for you.