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The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Creekside Astro-Dome w/ Hiking Trails and Forest!

Experience a unique forest getaway in this Astro-themed geodesic dome! Private hiking/mountain biking trails run throughout the 9+ acre property to a year-round creek. Skygaze through the telescope or stay in and watch your favorite shows from underneath the fiber optic star ceiling. A spiral staircase leads to the king bed underneath a large skylight window. Less than 15 minutes from stores and restaurants yet far enough from light pollution to enjoy starry nights while you drift off to sleep.

Soapstone Woodland River Retreat

Private & Secluded! This famous river & writing retreat, built based on nature's Fibonacci Sequence, was designed by architect Will Martin. It's hosted writers such as Cheryl Strayed, author of "Wild". Located on 22 acres & privately situated on a beautiful river in the midst of a true PNW woodland. Enjoy your own private trails, salmon spawning in the fall & early winter, and the sounds of nature. Adults & kids will love the "writer's cube" perched at the top of the house. The PNW at its best!

Puget Island waterfront Bohemian River Cottage

Bohemian River Cottage is a cozy comfortable cottage sitting on the beautiful Columbia river. Located 90 minutes outside the Portland/Vancouver area make it perfect for a weekend getaway or a special weeks vacation. Whether you are looking for outdoor adventures, or relaxing in the hammock listening to the birds, the river is the perfect location to get away from the outside world. Puget island is a farming community in the middle of the river, with outdoor adventures from your door steps.

Yeti's Tree House: Where Dreams Come True

"Thank you for creating such a magical place..." Recent Guest "Best Tree House I've ever seen!" Recent Guest Let the kid in you come to play in this real treehouse held up by four trees, 18 feet off the ground. Zip line down or take a giant soaking tub. A magical stroll through the woods leads to the suspension bridge. You won't believe you're only minutes from town. Wear appropriate shoes as it is a short 2-minute hike to the tree house. At times, it can get a little slick.

Glamping Bliss ~ 5 Acre Secluded Forest Oasis

🌿 Serene Retreat: Private Oasis 30 Min from PDX Escape to a peaceful 5-acre forest sanctuary with a cozy 4-season wall tent and kitchenette. Private bath in the main house is just 140 ft up gravel stairs from your tent. Enjoy hiking, biking, wine tours, golf, and scenic drives—only 1 hour to the coast. Perfect for a romantic getaway, personal reset, or nature-filled escape. Experience rustic charm, modern comforts, pond views, and landscaped gardens. Book today for your private retreat.

Idyll Ridge - An Unplugged Retreat

Unplug by design at Idyll Ridge, a handcrafted off-grid sanctuary on 9 private acres. Experience total serenity with full-lite glass walls, a massive wood-fired hot tub, and private forest trails. We’ve traded Wi-Fi for absolute peace, but kept the luxury: a chef’s kitchen, a loft with a two-person soaking tub, and a backup generator for total reliability. Whether you’re hiking nearby Saddle Mountain or watching the sunset from the tub, this is the ultimate 2-night forest reset.

Clatskanie Tiny Luxury Retreat Near River

Come enjoy your perfect getaway in this whimsical handmade cabin nestled in the woods of Clatskanie. Escape the daily grind and unwind in this unique, luxurious tiny home. Relax with freshly brewed French press coffee, gather around the fire pit, and gaze at the stars through the skylight. Experience the true craftsmanship and colorful design that make this tiny house a cozy sanctuary. It's the ideal spot to read, relax, and unplug in nature's embrace! *We have an outdoor cat.

Mid-Century Riverfront Cabin - Seclusion Awaits!

Picturesque mid-century cabin...with your own private riverfront! (As seen on Magnolia Network 'Cabin Chronicles'). Boasting a magical view of huge forest trees and 300 feet of river frontage - enjoy a tastefully curated interior with luxury modern appliances & fast wifi. Soak in the incredible views on our expansive deck with a glass of wine, light a campfire on the private pebbled beach. Enjoy fishing/swimming right from your front door! @rivercabaan | rivercabaan . com

The Tides

Unwind at this serene, modern cabin perched on the water’s edge in Skamokawa. Surrounded by lush forest and expansive river views, this private retreat offers floor-to-ceiling windows, a cozy wood stove, and stunning decks for sunset watching. Just minutes from scenic hiking trails and kayak rentals, and a short drive to the charming town of Cathlamet. This is the kind of place where you unplug, slow down, and reconnect with nature, your loved ones, or yourself.

Valhalla Cabin, a cabin with a view.

Our cabin is on a quiet country road. While nestled in the trees, the cabin sits on a bluff and offers amazing views of the Columbia. It is 45 min. from Astoria, and 60 min. from Long Beach. Sit on the porch and watch river traffic, eagles and deer. Build a fire, in the fireplace, or the firepit. play games or read. Relax on the porch with a cup of coffee, tea or a glass of wine and enjoy the stunning view of the river and the wildlife.

CLOUD 254-Astoria Downtown Guest Suite

CLOUD 254 - an industrial, eclectic style suite decorated with commercial fishing history from the local area, multi rooms, private suite all to yourself, located in the heart of DOWNTOWN ASTORIA - street level...Great for a getaway, to celebrate a special occasion, and for a great stay-cation or work-cation... ULTRA internet package with 600x35...5g wifi ... cozy fireplace... walking distance to EVERYTHING Astoria has to offer.