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Hop off the highway, Relax!

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay. We are located only 4 miles off of highway 55! There are two bedrooms and two COMFY couches if you have more than 4 staying the night! This is located on a secluded road with two other homes occupied nearby by with quite, but very friendly, residents. This home is 25 minutes away from the historical town of Ste Genevieve, take a look! The host is will be able to assist you almost immediately, whether it be over the app or in person!

Cute ranch house -quiet & safe -3 BR 1 Bath

(1) cute little house , quiet & very safe street , quick access to Highway 55. (2) cozy and comfortable , perfect for a relaxing stay that won't strain your budget. (3) short 20 to 25 minute drive away from downtown St Louis and other popular attractions. (4) a few mins away from Mastodon State Historic Site where mastodon bones were discovered, one of the country’s most extensive Pleistocene ice age deposits. (5) Quick drive to Meramec Caverns which has STUNNING underground formations.

Catch The Dream:; An Immersive Equestrian Escape

Welcome to the most serene and immersive equine retreat in the area! We are so happy you decided to stay with us. We want you to feel relaxed and at home as you enjoy the equine activities as well as the cozy log cabin and all its features and amenities! Enjoy views of the lush property and relax as you watch the horses graze and roam. We offer customized horsemanship opportunities that accommodate each person's level of comfort and ability. Cost: $75 for two hours, maximum of two lessons/day

Centrally Located Mid-Century Modern Retreat

Make yourself at home in the thoughtfully restored historic apartment located in the heart of St. Louis City which boasts both historic and modern elements. You will be minutes away from all major highways, eateries, attractions, and entertainment the city has to offer. "Come stay at this mid-century modern retreat, you'll be central to everything St. Louis has to offer and I'm committed to making your stay the best and safest possible using an enhanced cleaning process! " - Sean, Your Host

Hand Built Log Cabin

This cabin was completed in 1940 by previous owner's grandmother with only the help of her horses. The wood was cut from the property. Originally it had no electric or plumbing, we updated it more in 2021 keeping as much original as possible. Rustic cabin has 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom with walk-in shower only, washer and dryer, full eat in kitchen and living room. On site you can relax watching horses, mini horses, goats, chickens & ducks as well as wild life. You can feed and pet the 🐐 goats.

FUNKS INN-no extra guest fees or cleaning fee

This house was built in 1870, it is a stone structure and was used as a family farm home. It has been remodeled for its use today. It is historically correct, which includes antiques of the time. Post Civil War era, furniture including the beds of this period. Another interesting aspect, is that the floors are all original. Mattresses, blankets pillows, bedding and towels are all new. The wine cellar that we have added, made on location. I always leave some out for guests. No fee.

Honeymoon Suite at Camp Skullbone In The Woods

Experience a romantic, quiet, and cozy chalet designed for two! This charming retreat features vintage décor and all the modern amenities you need for a comfortable stay. Unwind indoors by kicking back and watching a movie, surfing the web, curling up with a good book or a friendly board game, or sharing a drink with that special someone. In the evening, relax on the cozy deck under the stars, basking in the warm glow of the gas fire pit or unwinding in the inviting private hot tub!

Couples Retreat in the Trees + Hot tub

The TreeLoft is a custom built luxury treehouse for two nestled in the eastern part of the Ozark Mountains. Enjoy the gas fireplace for a cozy evening ambiance, a private hot tub under the stars, roasting s'mores over an evening fire or an early morning soak in the free standing tub. All of this is located within 20-45 minute scenic drive of hiking trails, wineries, and restaurants . It is our hope that upon your stay you will be reconnected to nature and to the one you came with.

Shagbark Hickory Cottage (Hot tub & Sauna)

Take it easy at this unique and tranquil getaway. Enjoy a detox in our handcrafted sauna, or take a soak in the hot tub under the stars! Full kitchen, bathR w/claw foot, & screened in porch. It’s very private, with land to explore. Take a stroll to the pond or creek where you will see a little piece of history, or possibly enjoy a visit from our sweet cows. Close to La Chance winery, Desoto town, Big River access points, valley view glades, & Washington state park.

On The Rocks Primitive Cabin (3)@Spring Lake Ranch

This primitive cabin is a great way to connect with nature, while still being able to retreat indoors at night. Unique space - the loft has a skylight; primitive - has electricity but no running water. You will have amazing lake views and will be close to hiking trails, horseback riding, and wine tasting at Edg Clif Wineries which is next door to us. The newly remodeled shower house has restrooms and hot showers and it is within walking distance.

Rock House Retreat

Unplug and enjoy a slower pace of life at this picturesque rock cottage. The 1920’s former hunting lodge was built from stone sourced from the property, and is as charming as ever. Enjoy an early morning stroll on one of the many hiking trails, or just relax on the porch while sipping coffee. There are many great hiking opportunities within a short drive, however, once you get settled in you may not find a reason to leave.

3 Bedroom Ranch with Deck in a Quiet Neighborhood

• Ranch style w/ 1025 square feet • Subdivision neighborhood w/ grassy common ground areas • Driveway parking for 2 vehicles • Safe neighborhood • 52" TV w/ Roku streaming stick • A baby gate at the top of the steps to the basement laundry room • Deck and backyard • Close to Hwy 55, about a 30 minute drive from Down Town St. Louis. • Near Historic Kimmswick (quaint shops & resturants), and Mastodon State Park