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The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Luxurious European Chalet with Riverview/ Forest

Welcome to your most memorable Airbnb! This one-of-a-kind handcrafted luxury cabin, built by a husband-and-wife designer team, is nestled in the serene woods of Clatskanie. Spanning 800 sq ft, it offers inspiration, relaxation, and unforgettable memories. Featured in several publications, the cabin boasts a clawfoot tub overlooking the forest and Columbia River, brand new appliances for home-cooked meals, a Traeger grill, a comfy King beds, a rustic large deck, and a bathroom with heated floors.

Cozy cottage charm — walk, bike, float and relax!

Enjoy a cozy remodeled cottage near historic downtown Cathlamet, Elochman Marina and the Columbia River. Park the car and walk/bike to the Columbia river, restaurants, coffee spots, art galleries, shopping, an amazing taproom and all the town has to offer (2-5 min walks). Explore Cathlamet to Puget Island and venture out to the coastal towns, or ferry to Oregon, then come back to relax by the firepit or enjoy a mellow movie night. Ponder … is life better at the river?! Great remote working wifi.

Puget Island waterfront Bohemian River Cottage

Bohemian River Cottage is a cozy comfortable cottage sitting on the beautiful Columbia river. Located 90 minutes outside the Portland/Vancouver area make it perfect for a weekend getaway or a special weeks vacation. Whether you are looking for outdoor adventures, or relaxing in the hammock listening to the birds, the river is the perfect location to get away from the outside world. Puget island is a farming community in the middle of the river, with outdoor adventures from your door steps.

Puget Island Riverfront Getaway with Hot tub

This home is on Puget Island in the Columbia River with water front property, a dock, newly developed home with hip styling, a foodie equipped kitchen. The landscaping is incredible! This spot is an idyllic island getaway overlooking a pristine section of the Columbia River, at the mouth of an inlet with a protected dock off the main river current. A great adventure basecamp for boaters, anglers, kayakers, and Jones Beach OR the kite boarding destination is at the eastern part of the island.

River Retreat Waterfront Puget Island

Quiet and Tranquility- a small cottage feel.Private entrance, french doors between sunroom and bedroom including an outdoor multi-layered deck overlooking the water. Spacious garden with outdoor fireplace,lounge chairs.Separate small kitchen space with hot plate,slowcooker, large sink-all utensils.Watch wildlife from sun room,your bed!Enjoy coffee or watch the stars on decks, in garden or by the fireplace.Lovely views of water and garden. Private parking place.MIn 2 nights on weekends.

Idyll Ridge - An Unplugged Retreat

Unplug by design at Idyll Ridge, a handcrafted off-grid sanctuary on 9 private acres. Experience total serenity with full-lite glass walls, a massive wood-fired hot tub, and private forest trails. We’ve traded Wi-Fi for absolute peace, but kept the luxury: a chef’s kitchen, a loft with a two-person soaking tub, and a backup generator for total reliability. Whether you’re hiking nearby Saddle Mountain or watching the sunset from the tub, this is the ultimate 2-night forest reset.

Batwater Station Houseboat on the Columbia River

Columbia river waterfront floating home affords Birdseye (osprey, eagles & more!) views of this river and riparian wonderland. Whether you're fishing, relaxing, creating or bird and wildlife watching, this 1,400SF houseboat is the perfect space to decompress. While your cozy inside, the expansive windows brings the outdoors in. Fast internet, streaming tv or Apple music, will keep you connected to the outside world, but why not escape. View pictures to feel Batwater's Heart.

Sportsman Paradise - Columbia Riverfront/Dock

Furnished Columbia riverfront, short & long term, boating, fishing, fire pit, kayaking, paddle boarding. 3 Queen Bdrm, 2 bath, 2 double sofa, sleep 10. Astoria and Oregon coast-45 min . Favorite Seattle-Portland-San Francisco weekend or remote work escape, 100Mbs Internet. Commute to Port Westward-PGE, Wauna, Longview, ASK FOR WORK CREW PRICING. NEED A LARGER PLACE? See our Sportsman Family Retreat house which sleeps/feeds over 15 guests. 5 night minimum. No Pets

The Tides

Unwind at this serene, modern cabin perched on the water’s edge in Skamokawa. Surrounded by lush forest and expansive river views, this private retreat offers floor-to-ceiling windows, a cozy wood stove, and stunning decks for sunset watching. Just minutes from scenic hiking trails and kayak rentals, and a short drive to the charming town of Cathlamet. This is the kind of place where you unplug, slow down, and reconnect with nature, your loved ones, or yourself.

Vacation Apt. Walk to River and Vista Park.

Our 322 sq ft. vacation rental apartment is next door to, but separate from our two room Twin Gables Inn on Skamokawa Creek. Best for two, but sleeps four in a pinch (Wall bed in living room). The apartment does not face the creek, but it is 30 feet from the back door to the water's edge. 5 steps up to the apartment. Breakfast available at inn. Small dog with prior permission only. Dog-friendly park, wildlife refuge and Fairgrounds nearby.

Fun Lofted Waterfront Home w/ Sauna, Firepit & BBQ

Experience the magic of tiny living in our most popular accommodation at the Retreat! Spend your days hiking Beaver Falls, relaxing in the sauna, or lounging on the spacious deck. Inside, cozy loft bedrooms invite you to nap or dive into a book from our unique library. With two lofted beds, a hot shower, plenty of dining space, and a fully stocked kitchen, this stylish space has it all. Pure relaxation and comfort await in the heart of nature.