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The Iconic Short Circuit House!

NO CLEANING FEES! Enjoy a unique stay with a spectacular view at Stephanie's House! Built in 1882 and used in the 1986 film ‘Short Circuit’, this Victorian farmhouse has all the modern amenities. Guests are just minutes away from downtown Astoria, and a short drive to our many coastal attractions. The patio boasts one of the best views in town- the Astoria-Megler bridge and the mighty mouth of the Pacific Ocean. If the rain keeps you inside, the same view is available from every bedroom window.

Puget Island waterfront Bohemian River Cottage

Bohemian River Cottage is a cozy comfortable cottage sitting on the beautiful Columbia river. Located 90 minutes outside the Portland/Vancouver area make it perfect for a weekend getaway or a special weeks vacation. Whether you are looking for outdoor adventures, or relaxing in the hammock listening to the birds, the river is the perfect location to get away from the outside world. Puget island is a farming community in the middle of the river, with outdoor adventures from your door steps.

The River House, Vintage Cape Cod on the Columbia.

Come hang out at the River House.   The property has a  private feel and is on the Great Columbia River.  In Back of home is the Warrenton river walk . PET free- due to the co-occupant has pet allergies or other health issues exacerbated by pets. The house is a 4 bedroom, 3 bathroom plus a large living room that has two sitting area for tv and one for the views.   There are two outside sitting area  that have views of Astoria and Washington maritime activities.    I have posted a map of a small

The Sweetheart Cottage, Dreamy Stay Steps to Beach

Explore Seaside from our charming cottage, situated at the northern end of the iconic Seaside Promenade. This prime location offers you a tranquil retreat just steps from a quiet stretch of beach. A short stroll down the Promenade leads you to the heart of town, where you can enjoy a variety of restaurants and enjoy local attractions. Ideal for families and couples alike, the cottage boasts stylish, cozy interiors, comfortable beds with luxurious Brooklinen sheets, and an inviting fireplace.

Idyll Ridge - An Unplugged Retreat

Unplug by design at Idyll Ridge, a handcrafted off-grid sanctuary on 9 private acres. Experience total serenity with full-lite glass walls, a massive wood-fired hot tub, and private forest trails. We’ve traded Wi-Fi for absolute peace, but kept the luxury: a chef’s kitchen, a loft with a two-person soaking tub, and a backup generator for total reliability. Whether you’re hiking nearby Saddle Mountain or watching the sunset from the tub, this is the ultimate 2-night forest reset.

Mid-Century Riverfront Cabin - Seclusion Awaits!

Picturesque mid-century cabin...with your own private riverfront! (As seen on Magnolia Network 'Cabin Chronicles'). Boasting a magical view of huge forest trees and 300 feet of river frontage - enjoy a tastefully curated interior with luxury modern appliances & fast wifi. Soak in the incredible views on our expansive deck with a glass of wine, light a campfire on the private pebbled beach. Enjoy fishing/swimming right from your front door! @rivercabaan | rivercabaan . com

Capt Johnson House; history with river views

Enter with your passcode and you'll be welcomed by the parlor’s 10-foot ceilings. Your river view, two-bedroom suite, shower/bath and laundry are up the stairs. This landmark home was built in 1875 and is named for Captain Eric Johnson, a Swedish immigrant and riverboat pilot. The kitchenette has a microwave, mini fridge, hot pot and coffee maker. Owner lives onsite per city code, though there are no shared spaces. Astoria Homestay Lodging: 21-03.

Big Blue House Unit 2 in Union Town Astoria #19-21

Enjoy this newly renovated historic 3-plex home with stunning views and all the modern amenities. Walk or hop the trolley along the pier to downtown restaurants, shops, spas, breweries, festivals, fishing, and more. The main living room's picture window frames an impressive view of the docks and the Astoria-Mengler Bridge crossing the Columbia River, at the confluence of the Pacific Ocean. Plenty of room for you, family and friends.

Unique Private Space near Goonie Str. Astoria Or

Our unique, peaceful sanctuary near the Goonie House, with a private entrance, is clean & roomy. With 4 beds, micro, sink, frig, bath w/shower, gas fireplace it is perfect for solos, couples & sm. families (8yrs & up supervised by an adult at all times). And please note: I take immune suppressants, so I stand back a bit and please, no pets or strong scents. Read our listing's details for a great visit and reach out w/ questions!

CLOUD 254-Astoria Downtown Guest Suite

CLOUD 254 - an industrial, eclectic style suite decorated with commercial fishing history from the local area, multi rooms, private suite all to yourself, located in the heart of DOWNTOWN ASTORIA - street level...Great for a getaway, to celebrate a special occasion, and for a great stay-cation or work-cation... ULTRA internet package with 600x35...5g wifi ... cozy fireplace... walking distance to EVERYTHING Astoria has to offer.

astoria loft downtown

Astoria loft downtown...an eclectic industrial new york style loft with 18 ft ceilings,two floors, multi rooms ,lots of light ,private and quiet, in the center of the arts district downtown Astoria showcasing artists and history from the northwest....Great for a workspace with a large table (workation)...5g wifi...parties or events are currently not-permitted... ask about other location options that are available…

Captain's View Guest House

Captain’s View guesthouse offers comfort and coastal charm with a cozy bedroom, modern bathroom, open living area, and well-equipped kitchen. Enjoy river views from a private deck, relax by the fireplace, or explore nearby Astoria’s shops, museums, and restaurants. Ideal for romantic getaways, solo retreats, or work escapes, it balances seclusion with convenience for a memorable stay.